As an alpha male, I can only cum when I look at another alpha male straight in the eyes while holding an alpha male’s cock in each of my hand. We call it T-blast, you need to do it at least twice a week to keep your level high.
This is why they should be drinking their own cum, it’s a huge testosterone boost
Just wash it down with some orange Fanta.
Please don’t do that, semen is basic and reacts badly with acids in soft drink. That being said, why does it have to be so bitter?😥
What does that mean? Is cum explosive? Can I make cum bombs?
No, but the alkalic stuff in semen creates salts with acid. Maybe harmless, maybe not.
So it can be a chemical weapon?
Well there goes my brunch.
At least it’s safe to mix with lactic acid, as it was specifically evolved to do so.
Mix it with cool aid powder. Don’t thank me ;)
Back when I was really into fitness, like 10 years ago. I was on some forum and some guy posted about this asking other people if it would increase his testosterone levels 😂
I’m not sure if he was trolling or not, but I thought it was funny.
Fellas. Is it gay to have sex with women?
So with this logic, real men make sure to suck and fuck as many dicks per day as possible. Gottit
It’s just about the only legal, non-prescription way to really get your testosterone through the roof.
This dude better start chugging miles of cock in a truck stop bathroom in order to absorb all those manly testosterone filled juices.
the metric unit for this is the kilofolsom
How many santorums does that equal?
That sounds kinda gay however makes sense. I thought this “alpha C.H.U.Ds” were all about not being gay,
Sooo… to “be a real man” you need to be gay now or what is it they are saying?
That was kind of what I got out of this. Are there straight guys out there who really don’t like eating pussy?
A buddy of mine. Just refuses to. Never elaborated, I didn’t ask. Probably part of why his marriage didn’t last.
By that logic, my deep love for the act should ensure mine will last forever.
It used to be a racial thing, like only white guys would do it. Probably has to do with the hyperactive degree of masculinity signalling in black and hispanic cultures, at least back in the gangsta rap era. Now we’re in the age of white Republican masculinity signalling, so I guess it’s their thing now.
I will say from back in the days of yore when a girl would let me anywhere near her it did strike me as a bit gross, but I did enjoy seeing her enjoy it. I think the fact that it’s a bit gross and she enjoys it means it’s kind of subservient, so you can’t be an alpha male if you do it. Says a lot about how so much of this sort of fundamentalist masculinity culture is pretending about what men want rather than being about what men really want.
That’s a much bigger topic though.
It was a major plot point on one of the seasons of The Sopranos. Junior ordered a hit on Tony Soprano after Tony found out that Junior ate pussy and teased him for it.
Of all the notions that exist around hypermasculinity, this one is the weirdest.
There’s also that these men hate women who enjoy sex, “giving head” is considered to be only enjoyable to one party by some, and thus bad if the woman enjoys it. Some of them even describe asexuality as what normal should be for woman, but still do it for men.
Weirdly enough some more “hypersexual” women don’t necessarily want it, and instead weirdly obsessed with “mutual pleasure”.
Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪
FELLAS! Is it gay to have sex with a woman???
Yes, because women like men, and that’s gay
Sorry babe no sex tonight that puss is high estrogen
I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.
Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!
Romans have entered the chat
Greeks have entered the chat
Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”
Bit of a funny insult calling someone a bulk cardboard box for shipping (ie Gaylord).
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?
Yes.
“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks
Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up
There is nothing gayer sounding than the description of hetero sex from a redpiller.
If vaginas are gross to you… Maybe you should stay away from them. 🤷♂️
Oh they do, but usually not by choice.
I joked around 10 years ago that the ultimate Leftie Psy-op would be convincing chuds that straight sex makes you gay.
Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?
a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.
There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.
And a lot of people believed this guy.
If you look at the history of the word “man” from it’s origin it was originally a gender neutral term. You had to append a modifier (were or wif) on it to specify gender. Over time this eroded and people stopped using “wereman” to mean masculine people and just started using the default phrase that meant everybody but sorta kept “wifman” and changed the pronunciation.
So if you peel back the history women are indeed 100% man because everyone is a man.
Also in the category of gender neutral once : “Girl” used to just meant “child” and “boy” meant something along the line of “young ruffian”.
So women are basically McRibs, confirmed?
I knew there was a reason I love 'em so much!
Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet
Not only does it make you gay, your sperm will testosteronize the woman, turning her into a gay man.
Yes according to Andrew Tate.
yes
So that’s why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔
So gay men are the most masculine men out there is what I am picking up from this (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞
having raw PiV sex is gay
Lmao it’s settled art mimics life
FELLAS, IS IT GAY TO FUCK A WOMAN IN THE PUSSY?
I ONLY HAVE SEX WITH MANLY MEN AND ALWAYS SWALLOW, THAT WAY I’M ALWAYS INGESTING TESTOSTERONE (VERY MANLY)
ANY OF MY FELLOW MASCULINE PATRIOTS CAN RELATE?
You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.
“Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?”
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Do_Communists_Have_Better_Sex%3F
https://www.theguardian.com/books/2018/dec/03/why-women-have-better-sex-under-socialism-review
I would expect lesbians to be best at it.
