He could give it away. But giving it away implies that you get nothing in return. He’s trying to buy things illegally with it.

75 million are unwilling participants.

195 million are effectively as moronic as Trump voters.

A majority of Americans also didn’t vote for Trump.

Owl: I don’t remember ordering delivery.

I don’t have words to describe how much I would hate to use one of those. I already feel like I’m scratching the paper with the 0.5.

And…yea. You’re right. I got my decimal point in the wrong place.

My handwriting is borderline illegible already and I find with the 1.0 pens I just end up with blobs of ink.

Fingers crossed it was produced by Roger Writer and directed by Roger Producer.

With a .07 ball. I don’t tolerate .05 or .1 heretics in my G2 superiority worldview.

They didn’t get the memo that you don’t need the am/pm if you count to 24.

You only know the answer because you were there when the picture was taken.

They cracked the code to the elusice 30th trimester abortion.

She’s figuring out why families 200 years ago had a dozen kids.

Of course. The legendary half man, half poop, half spider cryptid.

That’s exactly the username a velocitaptor would pick.

I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.

Empathy is also a social contract. In order to recieve empathy you have to be willing to show it towards others. You can’t expect to reap the benefits of a contract that you fail to uphold your side of.

My, quite possibly naive, take is that i think people are mad because he flipped. He said that he absolutely wouldn’t vote for it and then flipped a day latter and said he would. This riled Dems up to fight and then immediately sent against what he had started. I also don’t think that he has explained himself as to why he changed his mind.

Sometimes I think i don’t do enough drugs for my inner Klaus to be fulfilled.

If we stop thinking about what what he is doing from a “he thinks this good for the country” viewpoint and start thinking about it from a “he thinks this is good for Donald Trump” viewpoint it all makes sense.

You had a terrible lawyer if they couldn’t get you off of those charges.