Apple CEO Tim Cook’s total pay drops to $63 million for 2023.::Apple today published its annual proxy statement for investors, revealing a number of details about executive compensation, shareholder proposals, and more. Notably,…
Poor bastard. It’s going to be a challenge living on an eight digit salary, making more in half a day than I do in a year…
Is Tim Apple going to be okay?
On no, poor man, how he can survive on this small Salaray which is more money than all of us in the comments will collectively see in our life in this miserably dystopia.
My cold dead heart goes out to the reptile.
That’s why we don’t see him wearing a vision pro. The poor guy can’t afford it.
Someone make him a gofundme
That poor, poor man. My heart goes out to him.
He’s about to quit Netflix and avocado toasts SMH
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Oh no, how will he live? He better pull himself up by the bootstraps and stop eating avocado toast.
Eat the rich!
He is so cool like jobs. He was able to give one dollar extra to 63million of his employees. So generous!
No wait that’s 161,000 employees so that’s $391 dollars each!
At my work, they gave us 500 bucks each plus a couple of days off. That guy, what a fuckin clown 🤡.
He’s almost too poor for having a private army now.
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If you figure each engineer costs apple $250,000 a year, that’s the equivalent of 250 engineers. Could you imagine what apple could accomplish with 5 extra engineering departments? In what world is this one guy worth that much?
In what world is this one guy worth that much?
Are you serious? He’s worth way more than 63m, he’s the best CEO of any company in recent memory. The growth of Apple under Tim Cook will be studied for a long time.
I got a picture of his ass in my wallet, if you just wanna kiss that.
Not interested.
Obviously the best CEO of all time was VOC’s CEO. Other CEOs are pale in comparison and should learn from his revolutionary leadership such as raising private army, monopolizing spice trades, divide-and-conquering local kingdoms, and burning local crops to control commodities price /s
He’s in for a shout for sure.
Oh no
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I bet he still tastes great with some BBQ sauce on. Eat that fat cunt.
Would it even be cannibalism? I’m pretty sure all the billionaires are some form of reptiles.
