Tell me you don’t know anything about DEI without… oh ffs I don’t even have energy for this this morning, and you could honestly learn a lot just using Google. We both know you have no interest in learning even the tiniest bit though.

“Bomb, bomb, bomb. Bomb, bomb IraaAnn…”

cue awkward grin

-Chooses Sarah Palin

Yeah, he turned out great. Maybe he used up his last bit of honor refuting that lady.

Sometimes.

Sorry I ran my mouth off a bit too much What did I say?

Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

My mom is one of these hateful MAGAts, but loves the “nice Mexican lady” that cleans her apartment for such a reasonable price.

Don’t worry, they have enough cognitive dissonance to not be bothered by this in the least.

God damned deep state, man…

First of all, you have no proof that it was I who stole the moon.

Second of all, after I did steal the moon, I put it back.

Common mistake, but no, it’s Israel.

And nothing on that list is a forecast. But when have we ever let facts get in the way??

“Forecast”

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That aren’t dealt deadly to make… Yay, progress!. .?

What’s with all the hot dog news around here??

I was thinking maybe we could rename Florida’s Prince Albert - errr Lake Okeechobee - after him instead.

Awesome, thanks!

This is good to hear! Do you have the surface keyboard and pen? I’m guessing the keyboard is probably straightforward, and there probably aren’t many uses for the pen other than precision touching the screen, which is fine.

I thought the one with the tree on it was the shame flag?

I really thought this would be an Onion article.

Yes but are these Impossible Hot Dogs made from the dregs of plants that were too disgusting to use for any other purpose? If they can’t meet that high bar then I don’t know if I even want them.

he might invent some sort of grant and literally give them our taxpayer dollars.

Hmmm, now where have I seen that before??

You’re probably right. Part of the reason it sets me off is because I assume they’re doing it on purpose. Maybe they are and I’m (partially) justified and maybe I’m attributing malice to stupidity or however that saying goes.

Fortunately this is a relatively infrequent occurrence as I’ve found the products I like. But god damn does it upset me when I pick up the wrong thing.