There was a 32 minute period from initial text to the first response, and then the whole thing was over by minute 3.
That certainly didn’t kill an hour. That’s like 35 minutes. Something’s not right.
I’d go so far as to say OP is a liar. I bald faced full lipped green eyed strong jawed curly haired liar who broke my heart and will do so again.
Any dude who thinks he can beat a horse is just so wrong. I don’t think anything bigger than a bug is possible. I would feel too bad lol
one of my favourite graphs ever dunno if it’s real but eh it’s funny
love the difference on geese
personally I’d say rat house cat and medium dog are my definite I’d win not even that difficult maybe maybe the big dog but I dunno the dog could win any of the others are a hard no I’d die
Have Americans even seen what a goose does?
You’d have a hand around its neck, doing twirls for a shotput throw, and yeah, the goose goes like twenty-five meters back into the lake, and that’s fine.
But with a sinking realization as the goose fucks off, it stole your wallet.
The idea that a horse could prepare is kinda whack. What is it gonna do? Get to an open field?
I don’t think you could kill a horse in an open field without a long distance weapon. It’s a flight animal, if you did any significant damage to it, you’d never come close enough to get it to fight you. Enclosed spaces, that’s a different story (you still lose that, it’s a horse).
Nah, we min maxed for this already. I mean not me, I’m terrible at running. But I imagine if you go back far enough one of my ancestors was good enough at long distance running that we could eventually chase that horsey down and bang it in the head with a rock when it’s all tired out.
If that ancestor also can track it down, maybe.
You… probably not.
If that ancestor also can track it down, maybe.
I mean, considering one of our ancestors had to at some point catch one to ride, I’m sure they could manage.
You… probably not.
Probably is gracious of you, considering I haven’t been hunting in like 20 years.
There is always the possibility that the horse trips and breaks a leg while running away.
“But the horse gets it too” really sends it for me.
Not only “what is the horse doing in that time?” but that the dude knows that means no.
