Just one, the only relatively tech-savvy person I know irl

Private online (or maybe even offline) payments with Monero. And even if it’s not monero, you don’t have to deal with the BS of banks, such as the transactions taking days to complete. And nothing is tied to your real identity, making you entirely anonymous.

Or SearXNG. I run an instance, you can check it out: search.gregtech.eu

Regarding the edit: /s is really useful for people who suck at detecting sarcasm, like me, or autists who tend to be bad at telling whether something is sarcasm or not.

Ohhhh I misread the username, I apologise.

Well, I have a family, and they value me. What family values are you yapping about? OwO

I honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm

root@gregtech:~# echo "i am Root" 

This thread is going to be a huge collection of fire songs.

I host my own SearXNG instance, which miiiight be a bit of a bad idea because the anonymity of the crowd disappears but hosting your own services is way too cool to ignore. It’s at search.gregtech.eu in case anyone wants to use it.

A VPS in not my server in the same sense then

Yes, hence why c/comedyheaven, a community for stuff like this

How is monero useless?

Hmm, why were you downvoted here?

misspells ls bash: choo choo

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