Just like how Watson rubbed all those massage therapists the wrong way

That’s right, buddy. You show that turd who’s boss.

First of all, why would you fuck around with a vampire? Second, don’t try a not joke with them. I think if you wait to long between the “you may” and the “…NOT!”, you’re fucked.

Maryland. I’m in. It’s closer than you think.

So whoever this Carrie Underwood is, she’s to be known as a stupid cunt. Got it.

He definitely did nazi that coming

Sorry to the people dealing with the fires in LA area but I have to admit that I laughed hard when I heard Mel Gibson’s house burnt down during this interview. Absolutely hilarious to me.

the fuck is a westiod dufus?

Extremist…lol. Please continue to feel unwelcome.