They are the strongest DRM on the market

???

all three? what about soulja boy? as long as he’s still supporting it they’ll be fine

i assume you mean that sarcastically but that is a nightmare for them and every bit of lost marketshare makes it easier to lose more

this is done to prevent unauthorized reuse of parts to repair other hamsters which could potentially harm business

this is why open source?

i somehow doubt the rest were by choice either

the food poisoning is so worth it edit: guys chill, it’s just a joke, i know you don’t actually have to cook pizza

if you want mad linguistics you may enjoy agma schwa’s cursed conlang circus

and or make clothing out of our hair