We’ve also arrested your older, balder, fatter son.

Let me have one of those pоrnо magazines, large box of cоndоms… a bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields… and some illegal fireworks… and one of those disposable enemas- no, make it two.

Having seen Devil’s Tower in person I’m trying to envision how massive that tree would be

Rolling Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart

We’re all misfits 🤷

Oh dear, my wife is going to kill me.

This river can kill you 1,000 ways.

l can handle it. The only thing I’m afraid of is the candiru acu.

It’s a tiny little catfish. It swims up into your urethra, spreads its little spines, and refuses to budge.

You have to cut it out.

That’s it I’m going back to L.A.!

Come on, people. Somebody ordered the London Symphony Orchestra…possibly while high. Cypress Hill, I’m looking in your direction.

Glad to finally get a date set. My TV tracking app has had 3 episodes listed as upcoming for the longest time. “The Sign”, “Surprise” & “Ghostbasket”.

No mention of “Surprise” in the article, but a 28 minute episode is effectively 4-in-1 so I can’t complain 🤷

We can’t claim the reward unless we have 51% of the carcass!

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Love is Nice

Jersey Mike’s?

Don’t they prepare the sandwich in front of you? 🤔

Well then…

Billy Baldwin!

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Out of the way Midge!