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Thinkpad clitoris
Why did you eat it off the thinkpad?
I use arch
The industry standard term for it is the Thipple.
That’s my band name
Sigh…Pussy.
Where is my little Pussy, come here Puss, don’t be shy 🥰.
Sloppy Cumshot. What a cute name
I’d just stick with the first one, trust me on this.
Cock
Well, at least you’re honest 🤷.
Poor dog is gonna get name cock 🥺
Wow, didn’t know anyone actually ate roosters.
“WE DONT WASTE FOOD IN THIS HOUSE”
I’m sure the 2 weeks old leftovers were tasty.
Asshole
Well, if you insist…
He is meaty ziti now
Dog
Dog is such an uninspired name though…
Goldfish
Took me a second to realize you meant the crackers 😂
Times is tough
2 whole pots of nutella
Microwaved? As a little treat?
Pussy
Your sister
Please do… she needs it 🥺.
Oh no, he’s called Grinder.
Cum
