… no, really. Somebody answer this.

The longer I live, the clearer I see that the beliefs of my youth were just capitalist lies.

So, damn. I was hoping for a very cool report on how we would die instantly in a fiery explosion, but it’s just dumping more carbon into the atmosphere and slowly worsening climate change.

We honestly don’t have the infrastructure to support an efficient genocide of liberal ideology due in large part to conservative politics. They defeated themselves.

Yeah … we did accidentally nuke that planet. Our bad.

When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.

Can I teach ANY part of the bible?

God damned fat cats out here gobbling up these GILFs.

I updooted both of you.

Damn Debbie.

Nah man. This is really bad.

Man-erkind?

And my prediction is you’re gon’ probably fall, Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall.

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Getting a dog has done more for my mental health than years of talk therapy.

Is this Lemmy’s most despised post?

It obviously didn’t slow down her clubbing.

-@SnausagesinaBlanket