I have been well Rikered and I’m happier because of it.

Oh boy, we’re fucked.

I’ve been lying this whole time, I actually like small butts.

I used it last minute and it was easy.

How much Alton Brown is in there? I bought Girl Scout cookies once but they lied and no Girl Scouts were mixed into the cookies.

Viruses - H1N1 is gonna be bad

Chunky Monkey by any means necessary

Just finished Dark Matter by Blake Crouch. A sci-fi thriller with quite a few twists. I enjoyed it and will check out his other books because of it.

“Unexpectedly” maybe for the driver.

Lock them all up

Aww poor billionaire

Yes and they made him Neil with his hands on his head

Gosh what a bummer.

My favorite hipster cat is the “pay in mixtapes” one

Big time Paul Dano Sound Delivery?

Yay, six more years til they release a buggy mess

Oh sky cake, why are you so delicious?

Carl is that you? Oh wait, I thought you said Lenny, sorry.

Cherry pepsi

Dear God, Buffy, we are going to have to mingle with the normals.