He’s the guy on the bus desperately trying to make eye contact with anybody so he can endlessly talk about himself.
He’s why people stare at their phones during the entirety of their transit trip. You think there’s enough interesting shit on my phone to keep me that focused on it? No, man, I just see you flailing and flopping around in my periphery trying to get attention.
This guy fails the “I wouldn’t mind having a beer with him” test so bad. I wouldn’t even want to be on the same bus as this guy.
Don’t worry about that, you’re already banned from Poilievre’s campaign bus.
He’s the guy on the bus desperately trying to make eye contact with anybody so he can endlessly talk about himself.
He’s why people stare at their phones during the entirety of their transit trip. You think there’s enough interesting shit on my phone to keep me that focused on it? No, man, I just see you flailing and flopping around in my periphery trying to get attention.
He passes the “has an extremely punchable face, and even more punchable personality” test with no issues though, gotta count for something right?
“Would ask you an extremely awkward personal question on public transit with zero previous interaction” energy