People like this are the reason AI is so unreliable at exploring code issues.

Like, I just want Copilot to look at my dependencies to explain a vague error I’m seeing and it’s telling me to downgrade Ruby, upgrade Rails, and install Python. Bro, it’s a node package.

It’s weird that it’s always losers that are the ones talking about winning.

Yes. He’s very efficient, you see.

“I TOLD YOU I DON’T HAVE A PASSWORD”

This was a GLORIOUS format! I missed the Herman Cain award mini stories and this was a breath of stank air.

The boots are both made in China anyway. Might as well cut out the middle man!

Hey man, the number of major terrorist attacks the TSA has stopped is non-negative!

Edit: wait, they haven’t caused any, have they?

I guess they aren’t sending their best.

Why aren’t you wearing a suit?

It’s being savvy

And yet I have it on good authority that he knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on earth.

Weird.

Is there some new sort of security clearance he can avoid getting?

At approximately 7:15 p.m. on Wednesday evening, an individual who was identified as male was seen

That’s a particularly wordy way to write “a man”.

Nice rack.

He’s the guy on the bus desperately trying to make eye contact with anybody so he can endlessly talk about himself.

He’s why people stare at their phones during the entirety of their transit trip. You think there’s enough interesting shit on my phone to keep me that focused on it? No, man, I just see you flailing and flopping around in my periphery trying to get attention.

I have a petty one:

1. Go to Settings and disable Apple Intelligence
2. use Siri voice control for a task
3. the Siri icon thing remains at the bottom of the screen because it’s listening for the next command.
4. tap elsewhere on the screen

Expected: Siri goes away

Encountered: the tap does nothing - Siri will continue listening until you say “thank you” or turn off the screen.

Workaround: restart the phone and the problem goes away.

Everything is a drinking game for Pete Hegseth.

The only possible explanation for this not being fraud is that Tesla was sloppy about submitting the rebates for purchases going back months and months and months and they had to scramble to get the legitimate claims in before the program ran out of money.

But I’m pretty much 100% certain that’s not the case because if it were true, Tesla would be loudly saying that’s all it was. Instead it’s silence or poop emojis or whatever that idiot has their communications department doing now.

I had the same problem and eventually abandoned it. Even though I had good results with it finding content, the book metadata is usually terrible and I end up having to manually fix it in Calibre and then force download metadata and cover art.

If I’m already having to do that anyway, might as well just acquire the book manually and import it myself.

Burn corpo shit