return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agoDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?message-squaremessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1103arrow-down114
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareDoctor tells you you have exactly 31 days left until you drop dead, what do you do?return2ozma@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squareJustAnotherKay@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up23·1 day ago Doctor says “I got bad news and even worse news. The bad news is, you have 24 hours to live” I said “Oh my god Doc! What could be worse than that?” Doctor comes back, "I couldn’t get ahold of you yesterday! (24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)
(24 hours Joyner Lucas iirc)