• thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      11 days ago

      If by human, you mean “that scene from John Carpenter’s The Thing,” then I completely agree with you.

      Spooky scary warning

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          11 days ago

          Okay, look. It’s obvious that you’re an alien, let’s just move past that and get down to business.

          You gonna probe my butt or do I gotta find something else to do tonight?

          • CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world
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            11 days ago

            Thank you for your concern. I will pass your inquiry along to my colleagues in the butt probing department. You may expect an answer in 5-7 lunar cycles. They will do the needful. We appreciate your patience.