qyron@sopuli.xyz to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoYou have got to be kidding me...sopuli.xyzimagemessage-square93fedilinkarrow-up1264arrow-down131
arrow-up1233arrow-down1imageYou have got to be kidding me...sopuli.xyzqyron@sopuli.xyz to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square93fedilink
minus-squarebamboo@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·7 days agoPretty sure it won’t be God that kills him, but all the McDonald’s food he eats.
minus-squareMothmanDelorian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoDementia is more likely
minus-squareKornblumenratte@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoDementia kills very slowly – if at all.
minus-squareLaurel Raven@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days agoAnd we all get to suffer with it
minus-squareThe Snark Urge@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·7 days agoGod works in mysterious meats
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·7 days agoGod works in mysterious ways
minus-squarelordnikon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·7 days agoGod doesn’t work fast enough!
minus-squareanomnom@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 days agoStatins are the devil’s cholesterol blockers.
Pretty sure it won’t be God that kills him, but all the McDonald’s food he eats.
Dementia is more likely
Dementia kills very slowly – if at all.
And we all get to suffer with it
God works in mysterious meats
God works in mysterious ways
God doesn’t work fast enough!
Statins are the devil’s cholesterol blockers.