Welcome to Five Guys!
Pentacock
That’s a starprick if I’m not mistaken
starprick
Cocktopus
Fuck I was gonna say that :'(
Your mom’s fidget spinner.
Just imagine the sound of that thing slapping your moms ham like a pinwheel kite
“I’ve dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It’s funny to say they are small. It’s funny to say they are big. I’ve been at parties where humans held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, ‘Hey, look at me. I’m Mr. So-and-So Dick. I’ve got such-as-such for a penis.’ I never saw it fail to get a laugh.”
Moby’s Dicks
Organic free range dildo star before harvest
So that’s what they do with it after bottom surgery
It’s a five star porn-hub
5 player co-op
The cocktail starfish
Now you and 4 of your closest friends can get even closer!
Patrick PornStar
“No, this is Patrick”
