Nice asbestos tent, but she still got Gollum fingers doe. 😏

@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today, have you done iMac & Cheese yet? 😏

Wait 'til they see En Passant Spiders.

starprick

now imagine a dildo full of sensors that can map pressure and then a sexhole that can replay those pressures back in sequence.

Like FUFMe?

We are so going to get Kessler syndrome. I hate humans

Future spaceship pilots on breaking Earth atmo:

Lul, how are they marketing them?
Teabags for vampires?

Also Sir Isaac Newton:

Livin the dream.

I love that. You know what? I will have some meatloaf.

Ah, good, you still can’t see my password 👍

Different kind of Force choke.

Can’t they afford the real stuff?

Oh boy! This is Ubisoft’s specialty.

LMAOA, that reminded me of one of the teaser clips for that ol’ Supreme Commander 2:

Supreme Commander 2 - AC1000 Gunship Trailer

You make me paranoid.

in huge blow for platforms like Airbnb