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minus-squarebeansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·8 months agoMaybe they can nuke the floods away.
minus-squareNoIWontPickAName@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down2·8 months agoOk, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work. I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it. Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane’s natural predator is a black magic marker
minus-squareAbidanYre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·8 months agoRandom dude on the Internet thinking “hey, maybe…” That’s fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.
minus-squareTreczoks@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·edit-28 months agoEven the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane. All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.
minus-squareDagwood222@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoSo, you’re saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb. /s because its’ 2024 and sarcasm is dead
minus-squareOlhonestjim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·8 months agoI will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.
minus-squareNoIWontPickAName@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoIt’s called global warming. lol 😭
minus-squarebeansbeansbeans@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·edit-28 months agoIt wouldn’t work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning. Sharpies, though, solve all problems.
minus-squareNoIWontPickAName@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoDo we have a buttsharpies here yet?
Maybe they can nuke the floods away.
Ok, maybe I’m stupid for it, and I wouldn’t deploy one to do it for damn sure, but I can see why someone would think nuking a hurricane might work.
I don’t think we have ever made one that powerful, maybe tsar bomba, but I will admit I wondered if it would work when I first heard about it.
Besides, everyone knows that a hurricane’s natural predator is a black magic marker
Random dude on the Internet thinking “hey, maybe…” That’s fine. But the president should not be getting his ideas from Sharknado movies.
Even the Tsar Bomba is a little candle in the wind in comparison with a Hurricane.
All you would get would be a radioactive Hurricane.
So, you’re saying we need to build a much, much bigger bomb.
/s because its’ 2024 and sarcasm is dead
I will admit there is a morbidly curious part of me that wonders what could happen if we add energy to a hurricane.
It’s called global warming. lol 😭
There was a documentary.
“Sharknado”
It wouldn’t work (I should have added /s); it would introduce new problems, not to mention the issue of radiation poisoning.
Sharpies, though, solve all problems.
Do we have a buttsharpies here yet?