cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
This totally sounds like a plot for an It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia episode where Mac tries to prove his heterosexuality
So two gays could just come in and say they are friends and get two free beers?
But straight women couldn’t get it for free
I guess it’s more: “we only want men”
I guess it’s more: “we only want men”
That sounds a bit gay NGL.
I used to work in the trades. I was surrounded by straight-acting men. There’s nothing more gay than a group of straight-acting men.
Unfortunately it’s the creepy, repressed kind of gay that would make a tolerate person’s skin crawl.
I feel awful for their wives and children.
Technically a gay couple is twice as manly as a hetero couple.
Not really related to the story, I just like that fact.
How do you prove your sexuality to others?
You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you’ve gotten a boner or not.
But if I don’t get one, how do they know if I’m hetero or just asexual?
Asexual people don’t exist in MAGALand, silly!
It’s a male bartender
You have to stare at the bar tender’s gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It’s the only way to be sure.
Next month: pink eye awareness month!
Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month
The bartender sucks your dick and if you don’t cum then you get a free beer.
Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday
It’s clearly a bicep.
Events the conservative carpetbagger is hawking include “Truth seeker” nights, “Conspiracy Theory Trivia” with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize, “Open Carry Coffee” mornings with holstered handguns, and “Worship Nights” along with Bible study groups and a “Christian Singles Mingle” mixer.
A “Nefarious Vaccine Agenda” event and an upcoming “NASA Lies and Flat Earth” presentation fill out the bar’s way-out bill of fare.
Hate to disappoint, sir, but this was one bar my queer ass was never going to end up in anyway.
Do these people not realize they’re caricatures? That people are laughing at them?
How can someone have so little self awareness
with an AR-15 semi-automatic rifle as a prize
Geeeeeee, I wonder why gun crimes are so rampant in 'Murica compared to ~anywhere else in the world. I really have no idea! I hope someone figures this out eventually!
I dont know, free beer and a flat earth exposé could be pretty entertaining.
Not gonna lie, while all that shit is insane, they’re being pretty clever with their promotions. The best you’d get from most bars is a karaoke night or discount prime rib night.
My god you’re so sensitive
Yes, to the smell of bullshit and the sound of factoids.
Things people usually just ignore
Remind me what the point of a post-and-comment style forum is if the only appropriate reaction to the content is stoic silence?
And so are you apparently?
just a bunch straight christuan men touching their guns and reading the bible
That’s cool I guess
I’m actually really happy for them that they’ve never been persecuted for their sexual orientation!
They have in their imaginations.
This would be hilarious if it was a gay bar. Maybe the kind with the people walking around in assless chaps.
All chaps are assless
You mean the clothing or do you just know a ton of British guys with very flat asses?
I think it’s a big bang theory reference
Or maybe just correcting a common pleonasm? Even if it’s been mentioned on the most popular “Let’s mock nerdy smart people” show doesn’t mean that it owns that information 🤷
Sure does sound like a bunch of participation trophy holders and snowflakes in there. You know, the exact shit they bitch about.
Aww is little Billy Rae Bob Timmy John upset that he isn’t getting enough attention? Poor poor Billy Rae Bob Timmy John, just jack that pristine
Identity Accessorypickup truck up another 4’ and roll more coal, you’ll get all the attention I promise!I don’t care about the “cause” but I’m game for free beer.
This seems onion-y to me. I hope y’all agree.
100%
Oh, look… a sausage fest. As an actual straight male - no fucking thank you.
Yea, let’s not fuck up the ratio at the bar any more than it already is thanks
Do they know that there are also straight women, or have they just not been shown any interest from them?
Real manly men only think about other manly men.
Women are weak and girly. You think a strong masculine hot dude likes girly things? Yeah right, that’s so gay bro.
Bars have consistently had ‘women nights’ at bars where they get all night discounts and free admission. I don’t see how this is any different
Free beer (men only) sounds pretty gay
I smell a Honeypot
For what though…what gay person is going to go there? This is like the literal opposite of a honeypot. It’s not like they are trying to trick gay people into coming with 1 free beer
To attract the type of people who actively avoid gay people, they tend to also own quite a few guns
So the claim is that it’s a honeypot to attract straight people who actively avoid gay people. This now places the presumption that it’s gay people doing this to do something nefarious to straight people which I highly doubt.
I still think honeypot is the wrong term here.
Oh you thought red lobster fucked up? Hold my beer
What did Red Lobster do?
Sell their land to a shell company (pun intended) which leased the land back to the main company at inflated rates as part of a convoluted financial scheme to embezzle money, and then blame the endless shrimp.
