Two men come in: “Hi, I’m straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who’s also straight.”
Bartender: “Here are your free beers.”
Man: “Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration”
The two men proceed to make out.
Would be utterly hilarious.
I’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!
Please never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I’m afraid of that hellhole
And how exactly do they determine if someone is straight? Do they have them jack off to a woman before they enter?
“Get out back & motorboat Doris. If you’re not at least at half mast, no beer.”
I picture gay men coming in like Straight Holt to get free beer.
I think this was the invitation flyer:
Every once in a while it looks like a bicept. I know the joke is penis, but I don’t see penis. I see chicken leg.
Does anyone else see chicken leg?
I see an elephant. What does that mean, Dr. Rorschach?
Freud is spinning in his grave.
Someone’s feewings got hurt. I would probably go grab a free beer though.
“Hi, I am a very straight man who… loves looking at red meat and eating… hooters. AT Hooters, where the straight men are. I would like my free beer now, dollface.”
Grab a beer, kiss a dude and then shout “this fucking bar made me gay!”
Then leave a bunch of positive online reviews and make videos about how this bar makes people gay and you’ve never been happier.
You need to wear tear-away clothes with the (pardon the phrase) gayest possible outfit on underneath. It needs to be a show! Make it loud and fabulous! 🏳️🌈
All it takes it one sip and BAM! FABULOSO.
While C&C Music Factory starts playing on the loudspeaker
Seriously though, this sounds like a terrible idea in a bar full of homophobes and free beer.
Yep, grab the free beer so they have to absorb a loss, avoid the place like the plague the rest of the year.
I made the mistake of looking through some of the IG comments and I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
I already don’t want to live on this planet, but the universe is federated. Problem is, Earth is the only planet with a userbase.
Oh we about to bankrupt this fucker.
Who cares? Lol, why does this make people so upset?
How is this legal? Is bro gonna throw up a “No Darkies” sign next?
Charging different prices for different people isn’t illegal. It’s the basis of ladies night.
What I want to know is how can you tell if someone is gay or not. People think I’m gay. I’m not. But there are people who keep telling me I should be true to myself. And I should. And I AM. Which is why boobs are just great. They just brighten your day. Just like “TA-DA!!! IT’S TITTIES!!!” and you make that public domain sound of the asian girl in amazement. WOWWWW!!!
I think some cities/states have determined Ladies Nights to be illegal… after lawsuits from the exact same types of dudes who think a heterosexual awareness month are a good idea.
