I guess I always was a pessimist, I sure hope you’re right though.

I’ve been keeping up somewhat with German news and what’s happening in Europe doesn’t really paint a great picture. Seems like we’re basically in the same boat here in the US…

Hissen to be puneished

Fun fact: all mice are devil worshippers

He calls 'em like he sees 'em.

me_me_irl_irl

Wait, are you supposed to be able to make out the lyrics?

I ask only to be sent to bed while my mind is still clean

KDE Komedy Klassic? That’s not good…

Can haz

What if I see him murdering someone?

Hey, we’re learning, okay?

That’s nose pocky

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

Daim, that’s a sweet erth

That was John Quincy Adams. I remember because I also learned that he did this nude, an image I’ve been trying to get out of my head for 30 years.

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

If you’re blind, it’s a possibility.

My sister’s tuxedo is so wild, you can tell her mind is going a mile a minute but somehow doesn’t have much going on up there.

Maybe they’re more into endosymbiotic nitrogen-fixing organelles