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what’s wrong with osmium?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w1wwGcu0Dk

how to not be ugly:

1. don’t be exhausted

2. don’t have any dirt on you

3. always have photo studio lighting on you regardless of what environment you’re in

4. look at the narcissistic viewer rather than your objective

probably, just look at how many people are retiring to Vietnam.

when they say that one is “holy”, they do not mean “full of holes”.

#buyoutsnotbailouts

🎵you load 16 tons, waddaya get? another day older and deeper in debt. St. Peter don’t you call me cuz I can’t gooooooo, I owe my soul to the company store. 🎵

Has worked alongside colleges to artificially increase tuition costs to the benefit of both

Expects people to pay them for 90% of their adult life

Shocked pikachu face when people figure it out and are mad.

Sallie Mae is the company that owns the majority of student loans in the united states.

take a look at which mag you’re on, and then think about if any of us want to pay to block ads.

I mean, if you want a list, here you go

ah yes, the super futuristic and far off future of the year 2000

Jamie Hyneman

big donut

you hear about google deleting a lot of old accounts? imagine how many of those were used purely to make accounts on other sites.

ah, you see, the trick to getting into real-estate is to have been born earlier … and not live in Canada, some Canadian boomers are learning about that requirement now as more of them are choosing to go homeless rather than pulling themselves up by their bootstraps.

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as we hear more politicians talk about universal basic income, it’s important to remember, Monopoly has a universal basic income in it (passing GO). it’s better than not having it, but capitalism is still unsustainable, even with UBI.

Canada wrote half of the Geneva convention with blood.

we are neither blood, nor flesh. we are a lump of meaty fat with electricity running through it piloting a meat suit.