Let me tell you something as an American, buddy: if the next Bond is one of us then do you know how I’m going to feel? I’m going to be unbelievably, completely disappointed as well. Fuckin Amazon would do it, too. Would definitely be one of the final nails in the franchise’s coffin.

I think that phrase just chipped away at my delicate teenage self esteem back in the day. Something new to bring up in therapy: being bullied by RTS games.