The top two

OP, let’s go bowling!

Right after he cleaned his shoes:

They can stop whenever they want to

The funny thing about my chin, Jules, is that it’s located on my cock!

Free Rulester was right there… Missed opportunity

So the question is, if you die and are resuscitated, are you living the same life or a new one?

All these comments analyzing the trauma behind a joke, no one mentioning the anger issues of kicking in the front door

Upload is a fun show

Scruff, McGruff, Chicago Pen, Illinois. Six oh, six fiiiiive two.

But also, wash your asses

I have a couple of em

These days, I don’t even know anymore. I’ve lost all faith that’s what’s right will be what’s done

Imagine how many pizzas someone had to eat to make up for you to keep the average up

That’s what we called them in southern California

https://www.baseball-reference.com/register/player.fcgi?id=jordan001mic

.202 in AA isn’t great, compared to other players who are good enough to move up

May gray?

Should be “let’s go” then “no cap”

What is that

“yess I’m the only one here today, the boss is surely going to love me more than the rest of those lazy fuckers”