Wolves really are the best way to lose weight.

Either you outrun them and lose some weight, or you don’t run fast enough and lose some weight

Holy shit the context makes it even worse. I expected something subtle or at least a ww2 context, but nope, it’s just a free compliment for motherfucking Hitler out of nowhere.

Also the unclosed quote bothers me a lot more than it should

Fortunately both of those ifs are false