EndeavourOS twice on the list?

Aurora Store is an alternative front-end for Play Store, so you don’t you loose any of those.

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On desktop all browsers should be able to save Websites as HTML or PDF. Firefox on Android also offers “printing” sites to PDF.

It doesn’t even bloom

International law isn’t natural law, with advances in knowledge it can and should change.

Right, powder from whole babies would be insanely expensive. Guess you have to freeze dry and grate one yourself for the real stuff…

I think so too, like baby powder obviously must be made of pulverized infants.

Lactose free milk is fine in small doses like above

First the Netherlands are a much smaller country compared to Germany in both size and inhabitants.
Second the Netherlands only decriminalized possession of weed for personal use, which is different from legalisation. Afaik you can buy weed at the coffee shop without arrest but the shops have to literally buy it from the black market.

Surprised it wasn’t a Florida Man…

No, most schools I knew through friends or after school clubs where 3+ floors. I guess single floor schools would have seemed odd to me because everything is so far apart.

You don’t have to learn English to code but it’s way easier.

Not to be the Ackchyually guy here but producing aircrafts unfit for flying already emits a lot of greenhouse gases.

You are looking for Media Merger. Hasn’t been updated in two years (atleast the FDroid version) but may be worth a try.

You just reinvented the Turing test, but you’re right.

Try to stay awake. Sounds counterintuitive but forcing yourself to sleep is stressful by itself. Getting it of your mind can help.

Diabetes, the only thing sweeter than him is his blood…

Silly AI tells users about the hidden cameras…

Every impact of a high speed accelerated object will hurt. Even a bullet made of hydromorphone (one of the strongest pain killers) or lidocaine (local anesthetic) will hurt long before the active agent has any chance to do its thing.