You missed that CSA states weren’t allowed to end slavery.

So if conservatives meant things when they say words - the civil war was coincidentally about slavery-having states seeking new slavery-having allies to continue doing slavery together, after flipping out when an anti-slavery party took the white house.

But it was totes mcgoats about states’ rights. Except the right to end slavery.

Hewlett-Packard is just an unhinged ad campaign for Brother.