I don’t see the problem here. More garlic, more good.

Tell me

Oh how I miss these times

Well, technically they’re saying “own it now”, not “own it forever”

Still, fuck amazon

Wow, good luck with that. NGL that game looks like it could have been awesome.

Forgive my ignorance, but where would the original owner have bought bullets for this?

I sure hope they won’t eat mine… It’s made of plastic.

They seem to know their clientele

Drones. The answer is drones.

I never thought there would be a graph where Jesus and I aligned

This was a wonderful read, thanks