Related note: I finally got my Joe Pesci album over the weekend! It’s been hard as hell to find because it’s old af but they recently did a limited reprint on vinyl. Anyway, pick up a copy of “Little Joe Sure Can Sing” and worship accordingly.

I just got food poisoning last weekend from cauliflower wings and I still support tf out of this take. I will never eat at that same place but my love of deep-fried cauliflowers does not abate!

Yippee Ki‐Yay, motherfucker. You piece of shit.

OR, if aired on TNT,

Yippee Ki‐Yay, mother father. You piece of shirt.

Thank you, Mr. Skeletal. Doot one for me!

👈👈

Anyone remember the Emmet the clown collectibles. Funko Pops for creepy, depressed old folks?

I don’t even like caramel but those empanadas were an absolute delight when I was broke and just entering my adulthood. I would literally look for change just to get one.

Yes! Even Wendy’s nuggs suck now, and that’s a real shame. They were the closest thing to that peppery goodness I remember of childhood. Also, nice low key ‘fuck you’ to capitalism and corporate greed, I dig it.

Speaking of good names…

perpetually increasingly unstable drag coefficient

Band name?

To be honest, I think it’s pretty natural for this type of thought to pop in anyone’s head. It’s a fuckin lot to care for yourself, let alone another adult person going through mental crisis for an indeterminate amount of time. I should imagine we’d all ponder leaving. The important bit is whether you act on it or not.

In the video, Trump described his attempt to seduce a married woman and indicated he might start kissing a woman that he and Bush were about to meet. He added, "I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. … Grab 'em by the pussy.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_Trump_Access_Hollywood_tape?wprov=sfti1#

Awa, a place to stay · Get your booty on the floor tonight. Make my day…

Enshitified Vine: TikTok Boogaloo

Okay but Vine was pretty dope. I guess at least we didn’t have to see it get enshitified™️ before it was made to leave us too soon…

I think explore is meant as discover anew, not just travel to a place.

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Good thing cranial rapid pressurization change syndrome is still available…

The spring-loaded kind or someone/thing forcibly closing it?

Fuck Goya, agreed!

Ayooo!