I knew I was over thinking things, and the solution would be a super simple product. Thank you!

But will this work on my house that somehow has all lights on one breaker and all outlets on another, but still has a breaker for almost every room?

Good riddance. Less bullshit to uninstall when I get a new phone.

Any company that becomes publicly traded gets turned to the dark side. That’s the factor that does it because they have a legal requirement to do everything they can to maximize profits.

Trying to sustain perpetual growth will always lead to companies fucking over their customers and employees.