Bring the pain!

Surfin USA

I check them all and choose the nicest forecast

Fucking arseholes. It has been my imaginary home since it started and now I have to use fucking mastodon and bluesky fucking dicks.
On the plus side, Lemmy has been getting really good recently

That’s really nice thank you

Infinite money hack?

amen

Fuck I missed it! Ready for next year though https://imgur.com/a/d9omaS6

Not in the same league as most of the other responses but I cannot watch About a Boy. Yes the Hugh Grant film written by Richard Curtis. I’m not a big crier but that film is like a giant TEARS ON! Button for me.
I tried to watch it again last year as it’s one of my Wife’s faves and it was on already. I was in floods even before I’d sat down.
Something to do with the boy, his situation and the fact his only friends are adults kind of resonates with my childhood.

Popadoms. If there’s any left after curry night he will search them out and eat the lot

Mmmm, bean-juice slammers

My wife has about 40. Really fun to get drunk and browse through them every now and then

Just a work laptop refresh

SONOFFA BEECH!! YOU CAN CEDAR REASON I GOT WOOD!!!

“Imagine the vocabulary of a rented parrot” snooggums@kbin.social
#onelinepoetry

Great laptop. I’ve used one at work for the last couple of years. I’d highly recommend any ‘business’ Lenovos (Lenovii?)
Coincidentally I’m saying goodbye to my trusty T490 tonight and starting new adventures with my newly issued T14

AHH SHIT I NEED TO UPGRADE MY TEXHNOLOGICALQ ABILITIES ETC

“THE BRILLIANT WAY THE MYCELIUM OF SAPROTROPHIC FUNGUS USES DIGESTIVE JUICES TO BREAK DOWN WASTE MAKES IT A RECYCLING MACHINE LIKE NO OTHER” #FEEL

THE BIGGEST ORGANISM IN THE WORLD IS NOT THE BLUE WHALE LIKE YOU THOUGHT DUMMY BUT A MYCELIUM #FUNGUS #INEXORABLE

I GOT THIS BITCHIN FONT FROM A WEBSITE ONLINE BABY!!!