You are not allowed to stop moving or eliminate your waste. It’s because we care about you

The Pareto principle is everywhere in life.

You can also drink any water that entered the tube, if you’re a fucking freak

Maybe you aren’t that good at writing code

He’d definitely return it just in case someone else wanted to watch it in between his viewings.

Hey you’re from Indiana too! I’ve noticed Kroger’s the worst about this, Meijer is usually lower. Shop Aldi then Meijer if you can.

Great song. I heard he drinks his own cum

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I just hear it when my parents start ranting about how horrible the millennials are, without realizing both their children are millennials.