Better Tate than Taint.

Crab rave anyone?

Hey is me, your cousin. I’m kinda in a jam and need your help. The contractor cut me a huge check after the fire that took everything but the bank won’t cash it without proof. I just need $101 for proof and I can pay back immediately.

This is for real.

Thanks.

Donkeyballs

Every time I have a fever, I vividly dream in the style of that dream sequence from Dumbo. Absolutely terrifying.

Sure everyone has heard of Stephen King and most know know of Dean Koontz. But 10 year old me wants to give a shout out to the best of em, R.L. Stine.

Sugar gliders are little rodents, while flying squirrels are generally edible in the home. Section divided multiply G.

Ok, maybe I’m ignorant, maybe I found the phrase “body fart” hilarious, maybe both. But can someone please tell me what is the difference between a regular fart and a body fart?

Yeah but I bet they ate their chili with spaghetti.

You gotta remember that in the Old World, 100 years is not a long time. It’s only like 30 years. So in the 90s, they were 100 years ago and hadn’t invented flashlights yet so they used torches instead.

That and China doesn’t have as much water to fire over.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-alot

But still, mind the gap.

This is what I came here for. Thank you.

I bet you now smell great, like Mother’s crazy sister Kate.

You can make the bacon more crispy if you layer the bacon between sheets of aluminum foil.

Why do most of the comments in this thread match exactly with the comments in the linked reddit thread?

No. If you take a tilted photo of a fart under the bed covers that’s only double Dutch.

Still held down? What a monster.

:gfdd

RIP scroll bar and scroll wheel. I’m swiping down to move the bar, which does the heavy lifting of moving the page up for me. This allows me to scroll more with less fatigue and thus I can consume more internet and therefore get more knowledge. Plus, swiping down works your bigger superior forearm muscles, which is the part of the arm that the ladies like, whereas swiping up works the inferior muscle on the other side that no one cares about. In conclusion, scroll down for bigger brain, better grip, and more birches.