Switzerland

Just use the Mozilla .deb

Guess you also never use water in cooking

Think of me the next time you add salt or any other spice, will you?

Just decline without giving a reason

If pressed, say you don’t feel like it

Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour, the spice cabinet?

You should not eat this.

Cat.

Lentil gang!

Thank you.

Needs more bicycles

What made you dislike it?

Pointers are ackshully 48 bits on amd64 (which is most PCs and servers)

My mistake, I thought you were actually interested

Garbage junk food. Oreos, twinkies, pringles, all of that kind of garbage.

would turn them into revolutionary heretic communists

I mean, that’s just another advantage of having a metro

Amsterdam?

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The sysadmin version of

if(predicate) { return true; } else { return false; }

That’s because you know how to find information in a computer quickly and precisely. Recalk is for clueless people. They can ask the computer in plain English.

What cities actually need:

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