Because they sell that privilege to Pitney Bowes and the like. Wouldn’t want to disrupt their cash cow.

I don’t like playing that close to overages.

Wait a second? Do they mean 800gig cap? That isn’t going to work. How can you only use 1gb a month? I use than per hour. Allegedly.

800gig? Can I come live with you?

NFC sticker would have a coil of wire as the antenna around a little bump in the middle which is the chip. https://www.google.com/search?tbm=isch&q=nfc+sticker

Because I can’t seem to act the same remotely as I do in person. I have trouble reading the room and responding as expected.

This is a great synopsis.