DK! Donkey Kong!

No, we don’t put grated cheese on smörgåstårta. There may however be sliced cheese (note: not the American fake cheese, real cheese) on top.

Mmm yes, compress me harder baby

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Bringing the fun out of the funeral

They also forced the touch-like interface onto computers that didn’t have a touch screen.

What they say for horses is that if you’re going to walk behind one, stay just behind it. That way if it does decide to kick you, the legs won’t be able to build up momentum and will be mostly vertical before hitting you. Under no circumstance walk 1-2m behind it, you can die if it hits you in the head.

Apply at your own risk to cows.

AAAAAAA DOUBLE RAINBOW

Sorry, I’m looking for you in the bog but you’re not there

In Swedish we spell it text.

What a time to be a predator

I have a 10 year old Canon MP280 still going strong. It’s one of the ultra cheap ones, I believe originally sold for something like 20$ at a sale. The only problem it has nowadays is that it occasionally makes some ink blotches in a corner of the page.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Gates#Marriage_and_divorce

Edit: sorry, these are sources for that she chose to divorce him because of his association. I think I saw other sources before, I’ll look more later.

It’s listed in Wikipedia and they have three sources listed for it.

They actually call the android releases “cookies” because of this tradition for the code names. You can read phrases like “This will be fixed in the next cookie”

These are Android API levels: https://apilevels.com/

Strike the earth!

No, higher current rating is not a problem. However, higher voltage is.

Look up preemptive task scheduling. Basic processes will get interrupted after using a too long time slice.

At least in Sweden, decimeter and deciliter are very commonly used. They are rather convenient units of measurement.