You mean the climate summit…… in fucking Dubai? Lol

Those who smelled it dealt it.

More than 2/3rds of democrats don’t think he should run. I have a feeling your head is in your ass

How many Biden fellators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Hooray Biden for doing less than the absolute bare minimum!!!

Oh great! Now I have to create a new alt Facebook and gmail account every 18 years? How many more Alt lives do I have to keep creating. This is getting ridiculous!

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Learning how to say no. Having personal boundaries.

Is this what people mean when they say they are “big boned”

No. It’s not normal at all. But you do you. No one is normal.

But I would be more worried about having OCD if you are worried that (not) using separate towels for your hands and face makes you less clean.

There are four elephants one is just standing in front of the other

Pssh… 200 baud here on a commodore Vic20

Probably not the most disturbing thing but still kind of funny.

When the internet first came out we were in middle school or high school and my friends dad had great internet connection because he worked for the Navy. Anyways we were amazed that you could find anything about anything just by typing it into the web crawler (I think that’s what the search engine was called back then.

One night we were just chilling and looking up random stuff and we were like damn, you can literally find anything.

“I bet they even have horses fucking chickens!”

And well. Yes. Yes they do.

At least the source wasn’t you

Clearly the headquarters for international terrorist organization Hamas.

I mean, who doesn’t keep their bullets stored next to an MRI machine.

Hey man,open up. It’s me, Dave. I got the stuff.

Yes deer

You should call the non emergency number during the day and ask to speak to a manager and then ask your silly question and see what they say lol

Instructions unclear: buying more beer! There’s years of jeers and cheers and no need for fears or leers or what have you

Can we really speculate what will happen after since Netanyahu is so unpopular?

Okay I’ll click the green ones

They already do man, just need to come out we accept you for who you are…. Also I need to have a few words about my past online trolling behavior