The real meaning of family values

Damn that zinger has aged exceptionally well.

This slaps

Seriously, every time I hear about it it looks like it would’ve been a prime spot for commuter rail.

I don’t really see how it didn’t end well for the writer, just based on this article. Am I missing something besides like four tweets?

Every single time dude. Every time I see what a politician was paid to worsen their constituents’ lives, the dollar amount tied to it is just never that remarkable, especially in the context of a world where Elon Musk gets a $56bn pay package for nothing in return.

On brand

Fuck this stupid world we’ve built.

That’s fucking gross I’m sorry

These guys always clapping for their very lives, shits crazy over there

This just looks like reskinned Game of Thrones.

They’re calling the bluff.

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Last year, more solar panels were installed in China — the world’s largest carbon emitter — than the US has installed in its entire history.

This is fucking awesome news.

Ah, thanks for the clarification

Sold out

For some reason I thought it was mainly to protect Taylor Swift, with teen girls being the afterthought.

True

If he was ousted I would buy one just to spite him.

Nah, I wouldn’t, but I imagine a big uptick in sales after he got the boot would do detrimental harm to his ego.

Things are getting better so it’s only natural.

Yes, your literal life is in the hands of media pundits and those in charge of court records, based on the recent news of the juror who was ousted by Fox.

Some of these jurors are going to have PTSD after all this is over.