What the fuck were they doing for toilet paper before 1891?

Dang, they landed Michael Dudikoff for this one?!?

To jerk off 2 guys at the same time you’d also need to know how tall they both were.

No, no,no what you’d really need to know is height from dick to floor—we’ll call that D2F.

It’s making me claustrophobic just thinking about how somebody would sit inside that tank.

https://y.yarn.co/f4b96fb8-de12-4f5f-81da-fd3818774304_text.gif

I absolutely read this in Dunkey’s voice.

Bovine University?