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Black text on a white background reading “When your alarm goes off but it just becomes a part of your dream”

Below the text is an image of Spongebob Squarpants from the TV series of the same name dancing alongside a blue jellyfish with darker blue spots.

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A photo of a page from a book showing Jake, Skully, Izzy, and Cubby from the TV series Jake the Pirate. Jake is standing to the right, while Skully flies above Izzy and Cubby who are holding up an oversized scroll of parchment with the text “A good pirate never takes another person’s property!”

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Black text on a white background reading “Redditors when they post their first content on Lemmy and nobody insults them in the comments:”

Beneath the text is an image of Verne, the turtle, from Over the Hedge, standing in a fancy backyard with a confused look on his face as he says “What is this place?”

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A four-panel Mr. Lovenstein comic titled “THIS COMIC MADE POSSIBLE THANKS TO EELS OF WOOD”

The first panel shows an angry pink humanoid standing on a green circle, holding a bunch of asparagus spears and speaking to a yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid barely in the panel. The pink humanoid is saying “HEY GOD, WHY DID YOU MAKE HEALTHY FOOD TASTE BAD?”

The second panel shows the yellow-skinned, bearded humanoid in more detail. It has a halo and is wearing a white robe. It’s rolling its eyes angrily as it responds “OH MY GOD! DO I HAVE TO SHOW YOU EVERYTHING?”

The third panel shows the still-angry yellow-skinned humanoid cooking the asparagus spears in a frying pan over the open flame of a gas stove as the pink humanoid watches on amazed. The yellow humanoid is saying “SAUTÉ 'EM AND DON’T FORGET THE SEASONING! STIR AND TASTE AS YOU COOK!”

The final panel shows a close-up of the pink humanoid holding a half-eaten asparagus spear with its mouth full and eyes wide in awe as it says “IT’S… DELICIOUS!” A response from off-screen replies “OF COURSE IT IS!”

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A pop-up for an app reading

"Boost asks for your consent to use your personal data to:

"Personalised ads and content, ad and content measurements, audience insights and product development

"Store and/or access information on a device

"Learn more

“How can I change my choice?”

The text in the centre is obscured by another pop-up window, the text below the obscuring window continues

"accessed by and shared with third-party vendors, or used specifically by this site or app.

“Some vendors may process your personal data on the basis of legitimate interest, which you can object to by managing your options below. Look for a link at the bottom of this page or in our privacy policy where you can withdraw consent.”

At the bottom of the window are three buttons marked “Consent”, “Do not consent”, and “Manage options”.

Another pop-up covers part of the pop-up beneath reading

"What if I don’t consent?

“Your personal data won’t be used for the above, unless we and our vendors determine that we have a legitimate interest to do so.”

At the bottom of the window is a Close button.

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Tumblr post by user anotherchariotpulledbycats reading

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You have a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it’s so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don’t know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you’re fit for the job.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that ‘unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for’. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car a car. No one stops to ask how you’re supposed to afford one with no job.

"You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

"You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don’t even have an answering machine.

“Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.”

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X/Twitter post by user Teddy Ostrow @TeddyOstrow reading ‘“In their economy, workers live paycheck to paycheck while the billionaires buy another yacht… So we’re gonna wreck their economy cuz it only works for the billionaire class,” says @UAW prez Shawn Fain in Detroit.’

Attached is an image of UAW president Shawn Fain speaking passionately at a targeted strike rally against the Detroit Big Three automakers (General Motors, Ford, and Stellantis).

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A still of Verne the turtle from the movie Over the Hedge looking around a fancy garden in wary confusion. Text at the top of the image reads “The Virus bundled in the sketchy Itch.io game running in a wine bottle.” Subtitles on the image read “What is this place?”

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X post by user The Chaser @chaser reading: ‘Stop calling it Twitter’ says guy who deadnames his own child. Underneath is a photo of Elon Musk’s face with a barely visible Tesla logo in the background and the link to the article at chaser.com.au

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