god i wish i was like that

Gigachad tier footwear

If it makes you feel any better i also took it too literally lol

Me on my way to ground my son for using the FEMALE bathroom when he’s a MALE (i am a very good parent)

Maybe the original sonic movie was onto something… i hate it

Do people need a content warning for knowyourmeme now?

Ah i thought you were asking if that was the original, don’t mind me lol

Clearly photoshopped, can’t be. Words are not aligned

I remember hearing that games being hundreds of gigabytes was a few years away probably close to 2018, i’m still waiting

Mine are usually faxed to the pharmacy (manitoba, Canada)

Man my dog just eats the pill without cheese, i treat it like a treat and he doesn’t know any better lol

Command named finger

NileRed

Don’t you love instance wide word censors?

Awful, added to my vocabulary

Engineer taunt kill

Star wars fans when they see the word sand

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks?

bro is visit pilled

I think she’s a woman that goes fax noises mixed with japanese