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I would also rather kill myself before visiting r/conservative, but aren’t there easier methods to use a shotgun than pulling the trigger with your toes?

Step-Romulus?

If I had a Facebook I would post this to a Christian old mom Facebook group with something like

“This man was born with a rare disease where all his limbs are fingers, but through the strength he gained through prayer, he has managed to live out his life. Take him as an example and know all things can be solved through faith and prayer 🤲🙏”

They’re being super nice about it!

Like they’re absolutely willing to accept whoever you are, they’re just worried that other businesses might not be as nice and don’t want you to have to deal with that

It’s so accurate, despite being so surreal

Absolutely. Like why in the world would the article have a list of features included in each model of router?

Also why are pterodactyls even here? They’re pterosaurs, not dinosaurs

I wish I didn’t understand this

Y’all are some cool geezers, hope I end up close to your retirement homes

I got one of those between my legs, which explains why no one has ever heard of it

You’re absolutely right. I can’t imagine the stress and depression they might have felt just by seeing how the system was completely against them. Labor protection laws in the US really need to change.

It’s the finer things in life that really have an acquired taste.

You are clearly a person of fine taste, and you’re welcome.

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From boneless pizza. That’s how the pizza becomes boneless

Stay happy my dude

What an interesting read! This is the type of weird storytelling I’m into

That’s a Chad move right there

You’re smarter while taking a dump than most people are while voting for who represents them, as well as being much more willing to rethink things when questioned.

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