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I suppose “expecting father” is probably the more accurate phrase

I don’t know if that’s accurate in the EU. But my belt has been great for quite a long time now.

Regarding your belt, maybe you could put a few new holes in it instead of buying a new one.

I get a new one every 7 years

A proper leather belt. I’m not sure when I bought it, but before that I only had belts that came with pairs of jeans, and a fake leather belt. They all felt uncomfortable, and the fake leather would split.

I bought a genuine leather belt and it’s been fantastic ever since. The only signs of wear is the discolouration on the buckle, and the bend in the leather where I often buckle it.

What about 14 years 11 months and 30 days?

What. As a Brit, I’ve never heard that phrase before.

In fact, the OP is very much a British thing to say.

Yup.

And the second best time is now.

Invincible, after

Hot wife, nice home, comfy job.

This is the correct answer. No cares. No worries. Just chill.

How is that any different from any other javascript on a website?