Do you really blame them?

One of my favorite Simpsons lines, the load hearing poster

It’s an abridged version of the “in this essay I will…” trope

I get that. Where is the irony? I think to be ironic there needs to be some air of unexpectedness. I certainly think it’s amusing to say that you were buffing a nerf gun, but maybe not unexpected

But I think Alanis Morissette would be on board

Why is that ironic?

We do what we want, because we can

Pretty sure it’s matte in the US, too

Where can you really draw the line? Could you survive in space without any air or equipment? Even if you could, where did the equipment and air come from?

Photosynthetic organisms are for all practical purposes part of your lungs

Behold, a human being.

I mean yes, no one, human or turtle, can survive without the ecosystem of the earth, so you could really argue that the planet is the true organism and we are simply byproducts of its existence

What part of the second statement is wrong? A turtle cannot survive without its shell, just like you could not survive without your skull. It is an intrinsic part of what allows it to function as a living organism, therefore the line between “turtle” and “shell” is a bit blurred

What part of you makes you? Is it just your brain?

Anyway, I think what they’re getting at is that the shell is actually their spine, not like some extra thing that grows on top of their spine.

Or sport?

M

I like the cut of your jib

Do they watch reels? Or shorts?

Perry this you filthy casual

Love how it says that an “illegal ebike” that has more than pedal assist is a moped, when legally a moped is considered a bicycle without the need for a moto license. At least in the US

I watched the first season and liked it, but something started feeling really artificial about the tension? Not sure, it was a while back

Have you watched Timeless? Sorta similar concept

Visualize whirled peas