I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I like to go for long flaps above the beach, squeak!

I’ve heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Shut up and get in your grave.

Wow, you really let loose!

So dapper!

I think, after reading all of the other comments, you might have quicker results with the “carry to the potty spot” option.

That really depends on the dog. If you start with him hungry you might be able to shift his thinking quickly. That way he has some incentive to try.

You could try using his food as a training help. Put his jacket on him before putting down his food. Take the jacket off as soon as he eats or , at first when he will take a bite from your hand. After he is willing to eat then move his food so he will have to walk in the jacket to eat. My poodle would not wear a jacket and I did this to help his mind get out of that stuck mode. He still doesn’t like it but he will wear the jacket now. My next thing is poodle shoes, fingers crossed.

Have you tried the zoomies, it will warm you right up!

Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.

Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.

Deworming the cat.

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

Teriyucky flavored!

I was not positive about what Mean Temperature referred to exactly. Thank you for your help.

The mean temperature of the earth is 59°(15°C). This is from NASA Science Solar System Temperatures. I don’t know if this answers your question but I gave it a shot.

You could skitter around the office.

When the student is ready the teacher appears.