Ah, I see the confusion. What you have there are troy bananas and avoirdupois (AVDP) bananas. Not to be confused with fluid bananas.

Semen satchel

Suffering is timeless.

Meh, needs cocktail olives. So, 3.5/5

Too bad that the government doesn’t have a department that specializes in finding people. Like a federal bureau or something…

Yup, 100%. Consumable treats that you’d not normally buy yourself and experiences like events or lessons.

Weed dogs!