fantaftic.

Didn’t know they already had call of duty back then.

Peak

Funny thing is I always only knew the punchline of this joke and never the setup. So thanks! :D

CanIGetUuuuhh… two cinnamon rickrolls, one dank donut and a piece of cakedaycake plz.

:3

Is NVIDIA praying on the shitter?

I was particularily fond of the one where two boys play pranks on adults. Until they get ground to crumbs while alive and then fed to the geese in the end, that is…

Chillax madude i’m German myself. And I think it has more to do with how the Nazis shaped child education than some Germanic Saxon thing from wayback. Read about the Nazi education Ideology of Johanna Haarer whose dark “pedagogic” methods were influential until even long after the downfall of Nazi Germany.

Ah yes, the girl that was burned alive for not using ze proper sewing technique, an all time German classic Gutenachtgeschichte.

A more surrealist mashup of the SCP Universe, Alan Wake and Control. Im in love with those.

We Germans have a very good humor actually we wrote the book aboud it. A whole compendium. Thousands of pages. The most comprehensive work you’ll find. It’s just not a funny book.

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself, you piece of shit.

Thanks for posting. I rarely post myself and was glad that this little greeting showed up on my screen. I appreciate it and wish you all the best.

Even the title’s gone man xD