Arrest Musk and his lackeys now

broad 25 per cent tariffs

Percent. Not per cent

Well buckle up, buttercup. It’s only going to get worse from here

Naw, man. You’d get your ass beat wearing something like that

Don’t believe your lying eyes

Come on now, it’ll be the Trump Salute

Goddammit, I gotta try and cancel my Kickstarter pledge for the Good Omens graphic novel

The Hoover Dam was built in less time.

It took over 4 years to get a conviction? And I thought the courts here in the US were slow

How about staying on topic, ya knob?

All I know is that if I was a hiring manager for any position above fry cook, my first question for potential hires would be to ask if they believe the earth is round. If they answer “no” it would save me a lot of time.

I rarely drink either as I’m caffeine sensitive, but if I need a few sips to get me going I go for the burnt bean soup over the dirt tasting weak leaf soup

I, for one,

OPs post says they hate turning. Hence my comment

Tell me you’re not on a motorcycle without telling me you’re not on a motorcycle

There’s no such thing as a right to a life without suffering. Needless suffering, maybe, but we all suffer in some form or another at some point in our lives.

OP is right though. It’s hard to make a salient point when your opening statement is nonsensical

Since government funding has dried up and they rely more and more on alumni and other donations

All his relationships are transactional. Even his familial ones